Things you could say to me that would get me to go just about anywhere at just about any time

1. There will be food.
2. There will be alcohol.
3. These things will be free.

If I am being particularly stubborn, you can use these:
1. There will be cake.
2. There will be baked goods.
3. There will be fireworks.
4. There will be flowers.

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One Response to Things you could say to me that would get me to go just about anywhere at just about any time

  1. Gillian says:

    You forgot to add “There will be gin.”

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